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Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait

If Leonardo da Vinci had painted Michael Jackson

Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait thanks to Martin Grosse

Leonardo's Glove-Lost Painting

Would you call it 'Mona Jackson', 'Mona Michael' - or would you want your 'Mona' Back?

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

Art is the window to man's soul. Without it, he would never be able to see beyond his immediate world; nor could the world see the man within. - Claudia Johnson

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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