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Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait

If Leonardo da Vinci had painted Michael Jackson

Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait thanks to Martin Grosse

Leonardo's Glove-Lost Painting

Would you call it 'Mona Jackson', 'Mona Michael' - or would you want your 'Mona' Back?

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Motivation is the art of getting people to do what you want them to do because they want to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Action is the highest perfection and drawing forth of the utmost power, vigor, and acitivty of man's nature. - Robert South

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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