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Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait

If Leonardo da Vinci had painted Michael Jackson

Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait thanks to Martin Grosse

Leonardo's Glove-Lost Painting

Would you call it 'Mona Jackson', 'Mona Michael' - or would you want your 'Mona' Back?

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Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

It's not failure. It's unfinished success. - Unknown

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

I have nature and art and poetry, and if that is not enough, what is enough? - Vincent van Gogh

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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