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Leg Works thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Four legs good, two legs bad. - George Orwell

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Allegro: One leg becoming longer than the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great ideas need landing gear as well as wings. - C O Jackson

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. - David Coleman

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

Tattoos - it's like wearing an Ed Hardy shirt for the rest of your life. - Russell Peters

I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. - Frederick Douglass

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Guarantee: A legal vehicle which expires on the same day as your mechanical one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

It is questionable if all the mechanical inventions yet made have lightened the day's toil of any human being. - John S Mill

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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