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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

An ounce of practice is worth more than tons of preaching. - Mahatma Gandhi

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

Music is the mediator between the spiritual and the sensual life. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous. - Thornton Wilder

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

Truth cannot be sacrificed at the alter of a pretended tolerance. All religions, plainly and simply, cannot be true. - Ravi Zacharias

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace and gratitude. - Denis Waitley


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