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People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

I gave in, and admitted that God was God. - C S Lewis

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates. - Jay Leno

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Faith is about doing. You are how you act, not just how you believe. - Mitch Albom

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Prayer is the difference between the best we can do and the best God can do. - Mark Batterson

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

Never, never, never join a movement that persecutes people because of their faith. - Adrian Rodgers

I am still far from being what I want to be, but with God's help I shall succeed. - Vincent Van Gogh

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

Faith is not the belief that God will do what you want. It is the belief that God will do what is right. - Max Lucado

Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

It's important to recognize that forgiveness is more than mere words; it's a heart attitude that induces a spiritual transformation. - Victoria Osteen

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Race only matters to a racist. All lives matter. If you have to put a color on it, then you are a racist. God only created one race - the human race. - Tom Wallace


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