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God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

God is closest to those with broken hearts. - Jewish Proverb

God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker

No, I look at the Senators and pray for the country. - Edward Everett Hale

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

The one thing we owe absolutely to God is never to be afraid of anything. - Charles de Foucauld

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

If a door slams shut it means that God is pointing to an open door further on down. - Anna Delaney Peale

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible. - George Burns

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Tolerance is the worst roar of all, including tolerance for homosexuals, feminists, and religions that don't follow Christ. - Josh McDowell

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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