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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

God does nothing but by prayer, and everything with it. - John Wesley

All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

Kind hearts are more than coronets
An simple faith than Norman blood. - Alfred Tennyson

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

In hard seasons, God is not trying to destroy you. He is trying to bring the best out of you. - Unknown

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

Take the first step in faith. You don't have to see the whole staircase, just take the first step. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Sabbath: A weekly festival having its origin in the fact that God made the world in six days and was arrested on the seventh. - Ambrose Bierce

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

We are fashioned by God to be thinking and emotional creatures. The emotions should follow reason, and not the other way around. - Ravi Zacharias

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. - Dwight L. Moody

A calling is simply God's shaping of your burden and beckoning you to your service to him in the place and pursuit of his choosing. - Ravi Zacharias

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

I do not doubt that we would become more useful if we praised God more, and others would join us, for they would see that God has blessed us. - Charles Spurgeon

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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