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Poverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

If God is dead then everything is justifiable. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Through suffering we realize how desperately we need God's presence. - Ravi Zacharias

God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Relying on God has to begin all over again every day as if nothing had yet been done. - C S Lewis

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown

The resurrection is at the core of our beliefs as Christians. Without it, our faith is meaningless. - Joseph B Wirthlin

To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments. - Zig Ziglar

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all your readings have been to you like the blast of a trumpet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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