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All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Forgiveness is God's command. - Martin Luther

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you preach to the hurts of people, you will never lack for an audience. - Joseph Parker

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

When you pray for anyone you tend to modify your personal attitude toward him. - Norman Vincent Peale

I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias

I am a story teller. If I wanted to send a message I would have written a sermon. - Phillip Pullman

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything. - Friedrich Nietzsche

God made Adam first because he didn't want any advice from Eve how to make Adam. - Unknown

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all. - C S Lewis

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah

When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson

A mighty fortress is our God,
A bulwark never failing;
Our helper He,
amid the flood of mortal ills prevailing. - Martin Luther

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx


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