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Lead Sled Dog

Unless you are the lead sled dog, the scenery never changes

Lead Sled Dog thanks to Terry Cameron

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

The world may take your reputation from you, but it cannot take your character. - Emma Dunham Kelley

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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