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I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Polite conversation is rarely either. - Fran Lebowitz

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio

A man is literally what he thinks, his character being the complete sum of all his thoughts. - James Allen

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

The measure of a man's real character is what he would do if he knew he would never be found out. - Thomas B Macaulay

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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