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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't be accusing me of taking a bribe. You know what they call that, "definition of character." - Archie Bunker

When lying and omission become part of your character, you lose integrity and the trust you once had from others. - Theodore W Fedorchak

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Faced with crisis, the man of character falls back on himself. He imposes his own stamp of action, takes responsibility for it, makes it his own. - Charles De Gaulle

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid


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