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Lead Sled Dog

Unless you are the lead sled dog, the scenery never changes

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Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Character is not what you are in the dark. - Unknown

Fame is proof that the people are gullible. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

In my last movie I played an unsympathetic character - myself. - Oscar Levant

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Character and personal force are the only investments that are worth anything. - Walt Whitman

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

A dinosaur out of context is like a character without a story. Worse than that, the character suffers from amnesia. - Jack Horner

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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