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Lead Sled Dog

Unless you are the lead sled dog, the scenery never changes

Lead Sled Dog thanks to Terry Cameron

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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Character is a diamond that scratches every other stone. - Cyrus A. Bartol

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Talent is formed in solitude, character in the bustle of the world. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Before you tell anyone to 'be yourself', reassess his character. - Unknown

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Nature magically suits a man to his fortunes, by making them the fruit of his character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Talents are best nurtured in solitude. Character is best formed in the stormy billows of the world. - Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

One who understands much displays a greater simplicity of character than one who understands little. - Alexander Chase

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Our character is but the stamp on our souls of the free choices of good and evil we have made through life. - John C. Geikie

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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