QuotaBillsDead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If the phone doesn't ring it's me. - Jimmy Buffett
I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg
Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten
The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it's not flying. - Unknown
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten
If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams
The 3 fastest means of communication: Twitter; Telephone; Tell a woman. - Unknown
The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker
Most of life's great moments happen when your phone is in your pocket. - Unknown
Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown
Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills? - Steven Wright
No matter how old you are, if a little kid hands you a toy phone, you answer it. - Dave Chappelle
Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw
My wife likes to talk on the phone during sex. She called me from Chicago last night. - Rodney Dangerfield
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown
Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson
E-mails are letters, after all, more lasting than phone calls, even if many of them r 2 cursory 4 u. - Anna Quindlen
My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash
Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce
The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. - Dave Barry
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen
Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen
Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say? And why are you waiting? - Stephen Levine
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown