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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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