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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Work with the raw material you have - namely you - and never let up. - Helen G Brown

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

Being confident with what you do drives you to achieve your goals, work at your best and overcome any challenges that come your way. - Matt Morris

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu


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