Last Day On The Job

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel