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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

Life is a combination of laughter and tears, and it's almost always better to laugh than to cry. - Teresa Medeiros

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

Company cultures are like country cultures. Never try to change one. Try, instead, to work with what you've got. - Peter F Drucker

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

The companies that work are the ones that people really care about and have a vision for the world, so do something you like. - Mark Zuckerberg

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


Husband Colors

Soccer Watch

Finger Lickin' Good!

Scottish Variant

Knight Room

FIFA HQ

Spot The Surfer

Finally Got The Sink Fixed

Antique iPhones

Spongebob Suarez

Auto Correct Passing

Computer Resuscitation

PonyTale

Husband of the Year

Child Disarma-meant

Ancient Greek Stormtrooper

Ferrous Wheel

Dese Are My Bebies

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Big Boots To Fill

Redneck Dog Kennel

Mom Posting

Flying is so Overrated

Too Short