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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

Never be ashamed of the work you have done, only the work you haven't done. - Unknown

Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. - Earl Nightingale

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Just as there are no little people or unimportant lives, there is no insignificant work. - Elena Bonner

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Your success is your responsibility. Take the initiative, do the work, and persist to the end. - Lori Myers

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung


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