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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

A diamond is just a piece of coal that handles stress exceptionally well. - Unknown

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird


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