#1 humor site on the 'net

Last Day On The Job

Had enough? Time to spill the beans...

Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

QuotaBills
He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. - Nelson Mandela

My job is not to be easy on people. My job is to make them better. - Steve Jobs

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


Chicken Rider

ManHole

Hurricane Irene

Day At The Beach

Luxury Bungalows

Baby Brew

Kids Klub

Sheep Dog Distancing

Candy Hairess

Haircut For Staff Meetings

Bag Hang-Up

Dog Spa

Pacman Skeleton

Young Rock Star

Shoplifter Warning

Eavestrough Cat

Bobbie Tickle

Exhausting or Amewzing?

World's First Hard Hat

Cup on the Edge

British Gas Meter

Hot Summer Days

Senior Protesters

Microsoft Software Upgrade