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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

Never despair, but if you do, work on in despair. - Edmund Burke

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

It is your work in life that is the ultimate seduction. - Pablo Picasso

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

It is impossible to enjoy idling unless there is plenty of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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