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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds. - Gordon Hinckley

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

Once an organization loses its spirit of pioneering and rests on its early work, its progress stops. - Thomas JWatson

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Nobody can think straight who does not work. Idleness warps the mind. Thinking without constructive action becomes a disease. - Henry Ford

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

That's the standard technique of privatization: defund, make sure things don't work, people get angry, you hand it over to private capital. - Noam Chomsky

Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. - Anais Nin


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