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July 4th Balloon

Happy Independence Day to our American friends!

July 4th Balloon thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Specimen: An Italo-American astronaut - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. - Winston Churchill

The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge

America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan

The main obstacle to a stable and just world is the United States. - George Soros

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter

In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America. - James Joyce

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal

The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford


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