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July 4th Balloon

Happy Independence Day to our American friends!

July 4th Balloon thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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There are no American infidels in Baghdad. - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

Mexico's making a fortune off the United States. - Donald Trump

I pledge myself to a New Deal for the American people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The United States has much to offer the Third World War. - Ronald Reagan

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

U.S. history - that's part of your whole American heresy. - Archie Bunker

The hyphen, that's the most un-American thing in the world. - Woodrow Wilson

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire

England and America are two countries separated by a common language. - George Bernard Shaw

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball. - Jacques Barzun

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

There are no crooked politicians in America. They've legalized their thievery. - Frank Dane

We really have everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. - Oscar Wilde

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America. - Donald Trump

Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Wit - the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it out. - Ambrose Bierce

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

America's present need is not heroics but healing; not nostrums but normalcy; not revolution but restoration. - Warren G. Harding

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

The courtrooms of America all too often have Piper Cub advocates trying to handle the controls of Boeing 747 litigation. - Warren E. Burger

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

I have made the tough decisions, always with an eye toward the bottom line. Perhaps it's time America was run like a business. - Donald Trump


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