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America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee
We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. - Winston Churchill
The chief business of the American people is business. - Calvin Coolidge
America is the land of permanent waves and impermanent wives. - Brendan Behan
The main obstacle to a stable and just world is the United States. - George Soros
No one flower can every symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet. - William Safire
The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes
Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers
The most important question in American cinema is "When is lunch?" - Tommy Lee Jones
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers
When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter
In America any boy may become President, and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes. - Adlai Stevenson
Most of American life is driving somewhere and then driving back wondering why the hell you went. - John Updike
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns
America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers
Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election
campaign. - Milton Berle
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde
If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood
America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore
Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honoured by posterity because he was the last to discover America. - James Joyce
The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin
Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong
Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin
Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet
Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half. - Gore Vidal
The USA demanding that North Korea halt its nuclear program is akin to the fox demanding that the hens open their coup. - Steven Magee
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln
Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan
Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden
If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford