Jesus On The Beach

Every religion at its core is exclusive. - Ravi Zacharias

Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

It's hard for me to imagine why a church that has younger members wouldn't have a blog component. - Mark Batterson

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa