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Jesus On The Beach

Religious sand sculpture from Maryland

Jesus On The Beach thanks to Fred Jerant

The artist creates new inspiration each day, as the ocean washes away his work every day

Jesus On The Beach thanks to Fred Jerant

Jesus On The Beach thanks to Fred Jerant

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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Write injuries in sand, kindness in marble. - French Proverb

Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb

Lines of gulls standing on glassy blue patches of wet sand. - Cathleen Schine

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Insults should be written in sand, compliments should be carved in stone. - Arab Proverb

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

We have just enough religion to make us hate but not enough to make us love one another. - Jonathan Swift

Nothing is built on stone; all is built on sand, but we must build as if the sand were stone. - Jorge Luis Borges

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

When you come to religion, you come to a place. When you come to Jesus Christ, you come to a person. - Ravi Zacharias

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the beach. One can collect only a few, and they are more beautiful if they are few. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa


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