QuotaBillsTea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo
Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx
Quicksand: Beach where motor races are held - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker
Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson
God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz
Pencil: A tiny tree used to draw a line in the sand - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller
Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing
I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt
There is only one Christ, Jesus, one faith. All else is a dispute over trifles. - Queen Elizabeth I
There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody
A religion that gives nothing, costs nothing, and suffers nothing, is worth nothing. - Martin Luther
I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan
The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen
I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean
When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown
Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner
Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson
I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke
Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton
He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually. - Steven Wright
Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson
The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller
Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. - Ken Dodd
Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson
The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah
I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler
You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers
The secret of my success? It is simple. It is found in the Bible, 'In all thy ways acknowledge Him and He shall direct thy paths.' - George Washington Carver
I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker
It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner
To say that authority, whether secular or religious, supplies no ground for morality is not to deny the obvious fact that it supplies a sanction. - Joseph Addison
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo