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Jesus On The Beach

Religious sand sculpture from Maryland

Jesus On The Beach thanks to Fred Jerant

The artist creates new inspiration each day, as the ocean washes away his work every day

Jesus On The Beach thanks to Fred Jerant

Jesus On The Beach thanks to Fred Jerant

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Religion: a great perhaps. - Francois Rabelais

Profit: Religious guy who talks to God - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Ampersand: Sand you won't find at a beach - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

If religion is to be treated with intellectual respect, then it must stand the test of truth. - Ravi Zacharias

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Like a great Eastern religion says, it's all about striking a balance between the ping and the pong. - Kelly

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don't recommend Christianity. - C S Lewis

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

It is from the Bible that man has learned cruelty, rapine, and murder; for the belief of a cruel God makes a cruel man. - Thomas Paine

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo


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