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I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great. - Fernando Flores

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The best work is not what is most difficult for you; it is what you do best. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

A work of art that contains theories is like an object on which the price tag has been left. - Alexander Pope

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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