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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

The harder you work, the luckier you get. - Gary Player

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Every member must work or quit. No honorary members. - Charles Finney

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Technology is a word that describes something that doesn't work yet. - Douglas Adams

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

You cannot be really first-rate at your work if your work is all you are. - Anna Quindlen

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Farmers don't just work til the sun goes down; they work til the job gets done. - Unknown

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide


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