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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Talk low, talk slow and don't say too much. - John Wayne

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

When the best leader's work is done the people say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

It's said in Hollywood that you should always forgive your enemies because you never know when you'll have to work with them. - Lana Turner

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson


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