It's Not My Job

The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Whatever your work, dignify it with your best thought and effort. - Esther B York

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

The way to tell if your job is done: if you're alive, you've got a job. - Richard Bach

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

The productivity of work is not the responsibility of the worker but of the manager. - Peter F Drucker

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf