It's Not My Job

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

Happiness is the real sense of fulfillment that comes from hard work. - Joseph Barbara

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. When his work is done and his aim fulfilled, they will say, 'We did it ourselves.' - Lao Tzu

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry