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It's Not My Job

Why cut corners when you can go around them?

It's Not My Job thanks to Roy Taylor

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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

All happiness depends on courage and work. - Honore de Balzac

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Give it your all. Whatever work you do, do it to the best of your ability. - Jerry Dorsman

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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