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It's Not My Job

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It's Not My Job thanks to Roy Taylor

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Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

The work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan. - Unknown

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes... including you. - Anne Lamott

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

When I was young, I observed that nine out of ten things I did were failures. So I did ten times more work. - George Bernard Shaw

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. - Doug Larson

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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