It's Not My Job

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

God's work, done in God's way, will never lack God's supply. - J Hudson Taylor

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Our fatigue is often caused not by work, but by worry, frustration and resentment. - Dale Carnegie

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Good management consists in showing average people how to do the work of superior people. - John Rockefeller

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Despite all our gains in technology, product innovation and world markets, most people are not thriving in the organizations they work for. - Stephen Covey

Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan