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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Nothing honors God more than a Big Dream that is way beyond our ability to accomplish. - Mark Batterson

A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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