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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

A great dream with a bad team is nothing more than a nightmare. - John C Maxwell

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Husband-hunting: A sport in which the animal that gets caught has to buy the license - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift


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