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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

The poor man is not he who is without a cent, but he who is without a dream. - Harry Kemp

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Risk is not just part of life. It is life. The place between your comfort zone and your dream is where life takes place. - Nick Vujicic

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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