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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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