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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Madness is somewhere between chaos and having a dream. - RM Drake

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze


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