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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Dream big and dare to fail. - Norman Vaughan

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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