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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go. - Carol Burnett

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Problem solving is hunting. It is savage pleasure and we are born to it. - Thomas Harris

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Forgiveness is the answer to the child's dream of a miracle by which what is broken is made whole again, what is soiled is made clean again. - Dag Hammarskjold

The difference between DREAM and DESIRE is that the dream is what we build for the team, and the desire is what we aspire to build for ourselves. - Unknown


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