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How To Weigh Yourself Correctly

I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years!

How To Weigh Yourself Correctly thanks to Cathy Young

How to do it properly? Weigh down on the job!

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Diet Planner: A fast talker. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

How much does your building weigh? - R Buckminster Fuller

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

Prosperity is no just scale; adversity is the only balance to weigh friends. - Plutarch

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The key to making things affordable is design and technology improvements, as well as scale. - Elon Musk

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

In conclusion, the arms of others either fall from your back, or they weigh you down, or they bind you fast. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Economies of scale are a good thing. If we didn't have them, we'd still be living in tents and eating buffalo. - Jamie Dimon

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala


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