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How To Make Holy Water

Learn the secret to making Communion

How To Make Holy Water thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: Take a cup of water and boil the hell out of it.

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I am an atheist... thank God. - Dave Allen

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

Man discovers truth by reason only, not by faith. - Tolstoy

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

He that searches for praise will often find contempt. - Norman MacDonald

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Preach the gospel at all times. If necessary, use words. - St. Francis of Assisi

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Whatever you don't turn into Praise turns into Pride. - Mark Batterson

If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

God can heal a broken heart, but He has to have all the pieces. - Unknown

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

In England there are sixty different religions and only one sauce. - Francesco Caracciolo

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke. - Hugh Elliott

What can you say about a society that says God is dead and Elvis is alive? - Irv Kupcinet

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

Let evil swiftly befall those who have wrongly condemned us - God will avenge us. - Jacques de Molay

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Faith handles the ultimate incongruities of life, humor handles the more immediate ones. - William S Coffin

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

You are only one prayer away from a dream fulfilled, a promise kept, or a miracle performed. - Mark Batterson

It is important to understand that it is a prayer life that builds character that honours God. - Ravi Zacharias

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr


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