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How To Make Holy Water

Learn the secret to making Communion

How To Make Holy Water thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: Take a cup of water and boil the hell out of it.

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I find your lack of faith disturbing. - Darth Vader

I will praise any man that will praise me. - William Shakespeare

The only way you can fail is if you stop praying. - Mark Batterson

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

The praise of the praiseworthy is above all rewards. - JRR Tolkien

Many people believe in God, but not many believe God. - Mark Dudley

God loves each of us as if there were only one of us. - Saint Augustine

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

Prayer is the act of seeing reality from God's point of view. - Philip Yancey

Silence is the language of God; it is also the language of the heart. - Sivananda

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

In the cycle of a great civilization, the artist begins as priest, and ends as a clown or buffoon. - Malcolm Muggeridge

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

The place God calls you to is the place where your deep gladness and the world's deep hunger meet. - Frederick Buechner

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

God is great not just because nothing is too big for Him. God is great because nothing is too small for Him, either. - Mark Batterson

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton


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