How To Make Holy Water

damn with faint praise - Alexander Pope

Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God. - Thomas Jefferson

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

People ask for criticism, but they only want praise. - W Somerset Maugham

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

The day before me is fraught with God knows what horrors. - John Kennedy Toole

I do not pray for a lighter load, but for a stronger back. - Philip Brookes

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

God's blessings are dispensed according to the riches of his grace, not according to the depth of our faith. - Max Lucado

If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. - Hyman Rickover

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him. - Abraham Lincoln

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei

Happiness cannot be traveled to, owned, earned, or worn. It is the spiritual experience of living every minute with love, grace & gratitude. - Denis Waitley

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker