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How To Make Holy Water

Learn the secret to making Communion

How To Make Holy Water thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: Take a cup of water and boil the hell out of it.

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Coincidences are spiritual puns. - G K Chesterton

Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy

A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown

God is not really silent, we are deaf. - Teresa of Avila

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins

Some Catlick priest sprinkling incest over everyone. - Archie Bunker

I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

It is simpler and easier to flatter people than to praise them. - Jean Paul Richter

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen

When we make God's priorities our priorities, God blesses us. - David Jeremiah

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Faith consists in believing when it is beyond the power of reason to believe. - Unknown

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

The God who speaks with utmost integrity must have messengers who represent him well. - Haddon W. Robinson

The majesty of faith is that it teaches us to see what exists, not merely what catches our attention. - Jonathan Sacks

If you really believe in the message you're preaching, you want as many people as possible to listen. - Mark Batterson

It was inevitable that Jesus Christ should be crucified. It was also inevitable that He should rise again. - H R L Sheppard

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is but one good; that is God. Everything else is good when it looks to Him and bad when it turns from Him. - C S Lewis

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

You can sing all you want about how you love Jesus, but the consecration that doesn't reach your purse has not reached your heart. - Adrian Rogers

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell


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