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How To Make Holy Water

Learn the secret to making Communion

How To Make Holy Water thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: Take a cup of water and boil the hell out of it.

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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb

Do not pray for easier lives. Pray to be stronger men. - John F Kennedy

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Because you know He can, you can pray with holy confidence. - Mark Batterson

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Is man one of God's blunders, or is God one of man's blunders? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

No man preaches his sermon well to others if he does not first preach it to his own heart. - John Owen

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

Sometimes God leads us to a place where we have nowhere to turn but to Him; our only option is to trust Him. - Mark Batterson

Let nothing disturb thee,
Let nothing affright thee,
All things are passing,
God changeth never. - Teresa of Ávila

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them. - Max Lucado

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

More than anything else, prayer enables you to see your own heart and brings you into alignment with God's heart. - Ravi Zacharias

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

One of our fundamental spiritual problems is this: we want God to do something new while we keep doing the same old thing. - Mark Batterson

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

We regard God as an airman regards his parachute; it's there for emergencies, but he hopes he'll never have to use it. - C S Lewis

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

Join voices, all ye living souls: ye birds,
That singing up to heaven-gate ascend,
Bear on your wings and in your notes his praise. - John Milton


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