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How To Make Holy Water

Learn the secret to making Communion

How To Make Holy Water thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: Take a cup of water and boil the hell out of it.

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

People worry, and God smiles. - Hebrew Proverb

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. - Indian Proverb

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

The glory of God is a human being fully alive. - St. Irenaeus

Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis

If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

God doesn't require us to succeed; he only requires that you try. - Mother Teresa

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

All effort is in the last analysis sustained by faith that it is worth making. - Ordway Tead

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen

A word of encouragement during failure is worth more than a dictionary of praise following success. - Unknown

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Pursuing a God-ordained passion, no matter how crazy it seems, is the most responsible thing you can do. - Mark Batterson

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry. - Dave Barry

Prayer is not about letting God know your will; it's about completely submitting to him. You die to yourself. - Mark Batterson

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

The Christian does not think God will love us because we are good, but that God will make us good because He loves us. - C S Lewis

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

Faith is not logical. But it isn't illogical either. Faith is theological. It does not ignore reality; it just adds God into the equation. - Mark Batterson

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell


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