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How To Make Holy Water

Learn the secret to making Communion

How To Make Holy Water thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: Take a cup of water and boil the hell out of it.

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

I am the punishment of God. - Genghis Khan

Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

Poverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Black holes are where God divided by zero. - Steven Wright

The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

God heales, and the Physitian hath the thankes. - George Herbert

Faith consists in believing what reason cannot. - Voltaire

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Praise is rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Martin F Tupper

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves. - Joni Eareckson Tada

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

God's mercy and grace give me hope - for myself, and for our world. - Billy Graham

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

A man must be orthodox upon most things or he will never have time to preach his own heresy. - G K Chesterton

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

As Man alone, Jesus could not have saved us; As God alone, He would not; Made flesh, He could and did. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There is not greater reward in our profession than the knowledge that God has entrusted us with the physical care of his people. - Dr. Elmer Hess

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

God has infinite attention to spare for each one of us. You are as much alone with him as if you were the only being he had ever created. - C S Lewis

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Only through repentance and faith in Christ can anyone be saved. No religious activity will be sufficient, only true faith in Jesus Christ alone. - Ravi Zacharias


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