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How To Make Holy Water

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How To Make Holy Water thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: Take a cup of water and boil the hell out of it.

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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Praise, like sunlight, helps all things grow. - Croft M Pentz

If you desire faith then you have faith enough. - Robert Browning

Without a doubt, it is the land God gave to Cain. - Mordecai Richler

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

Some of God's greatest gifts are unanswered prayers. - Garth Brooks

Never be afraid to trust an unknown future to a known God. - Corrie ten Boom

Praise is rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Martin F Tupper

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

If you have the smile of God, all other frowns are inconsequential. - Tim Keller

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen

But from this earth, this grave, this dust, my God shall raise me up, I trust. - Walter Raleigh

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Later, he told his nephew that religion required careful thought, not reflexive acceptance. - Thomas Jefferson

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

Praise the Lord. Blessed is the man who fears the Lord, who finds great delight in his commands. - Bible

Talent is God-given. Be humble. Fame is man-given. Be thankful. Conceit is self-given. Be careful. - Harvey Mackay

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

In order to have faith in his own path, he does not need to prove that someone else's path is wrong. - Paulo Coelho

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Human history is the long terrible story of man trying to find something other than God which will make him happy. - C S Lewis

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

True faith rests upon the character of God and asks no further proof than the moral perfections of the One who cannot lie. - A.W. Tozer

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown

Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell

The only faith that wears well and holds its color in all weathers is that which is woven of conviction and set with the sharp mordant of experience. - James R Lowell

Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; he will never leave you nor forsake you. - Bible


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