How To Hire Engineers

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Problems are not stop signs, they are guidelines. - Robert H Schuller

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

If you want the job done fast, give it to a busy person. - Unknown

Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Put increased emphasis on a potential solution and less emphasis on cursing the problem. - Unknown

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

When spring came, even the false spring, there were no problems except where to be happiest. - Ernest Hemingway

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Employers and business leaders need people who can think for themselves - who can take initiative and be the solution to problems. - Stephen Covey

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - Colin Powell

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel