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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

Stay away from negative people. They have a problem for every solution. - Albert Einstein

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Keyboard: 1. Place to hang your keys; 2. The standard way to generate computer errors. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

If you ever find a man who is better than you are - hire him. If necessary, pay him more than you pay yourself. - David Ogilvy

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates

The protean nature of the computer is such that it can act like a machine or like a language to be shaped and exploited. - Alan Kay

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are. - Will Ferrell

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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