How To Hire Engineers

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

I am a drinker with writing problems. - Brendan Behan

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

The writer is the engineer of the human soul. - Joseph Stalin

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Martial

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. - Henry Ford

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up. - Robert Mankoff

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Problems that are procrastinated on are only amplified. Be the buffalo. - Unknown

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

Executives who get there and stay suggest solutions when they present the problems. - Malcolm S Forbes

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people. - Leo Rosten

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

To the optimist, the glass is half-full. To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown