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Computer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Problems are opportunities with thorns on them. - Hugh Miller

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Don't torture yourself... that's my job. - Carolyn Jones

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

If you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to shut up. - Robert Mankoff

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

Psychiatrists: People with the same problems as anyone else, but with an accent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who cannot describe the problem will never find the solution to that problem. - Confucius

Three problems we have: lack of boundaries, insufficient language, incompletions. - Thomas Leonard

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. - Rene Descartes

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

Hire people that you can trust, pick a tool that you trust, and just keep everybody on the same page. Then back off. - Len Markidan

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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