Houston Space Problem

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Vegan: An alien from the planet Lettuce - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin