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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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