Houston Space Problem

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Life is like the moon: now full, now dark. - Polish Saying

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness. - Maya Angelou

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles