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Hot Dog Cooker

How to keep your hot dog from wilting on a hot summer day

Hot Dog Cooker thanks to Diane Baugh

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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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