Healthy Breakfast

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Laughter is by definition healthy. - Doris Lessing

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast. - John Gunther

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

There is something about a closet that makes a skeleton terribly restless. - Wilson Mizner

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Every single diet I ever fell off of was because of potatoes and gravy of some sort. - Dolly Parton

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

A healthy, if well-concealed, respect for one's own capabilities is essential, but it should never lead to underestimating those of the opponent. - Jack Nicklaus