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Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

I'd rather be dead than cool. - Kurt Cobain

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

You have to be cool under pressure. You have to be a strategist like chess, and you have to use geometry like billiards. - Bill McBride

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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