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Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. - Ronnie Corbett

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

It is better to have less thunder in the mouth and more lightning in the hand. - Apache Proverb

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Any idiot can face a crisis - it's the day-to-day living that wears you out. - Anton Chekhov

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

Have the courage to face a difficulty lest it kick you harder than you bargained for. - Stanislaus I

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

Stretching his hand up to reach the stars, too often man forgets the flowers at his feet. - Jeremy Bentham

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

Happiness always looks small while you hold it in your hands, but let it go, and you learn at once how big and precious it is. - Maxim Gorky

Real angels don't have gossamer white robes and cherubic skin. They have calloused hands and smell of the days' sweat. - Richard Evans

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

The sun, the moon and the stars would have disappeared long ago had they happened to be within the reach of predatory human hands. - Havelock Ellis

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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