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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to? - George Carlin

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

If a man take no thought about what is distant, he will find sorrow near at hand. - Confucius

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

Madam, you're making history, in fact, you're making me, and I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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