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Union gives strength. - Aesop

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in. - The Godfather Part III

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

There are two ways to share knowledge. You can push information out. You can pull them in with a story. - Unknown

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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