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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Milk the cow but do not pull off the udder. - Greek Proverb

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces. - Groucho Marx

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

The Christian often finds his ultimate strength only when he acknowledges his greatest weakness. - Tony Cooke

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't. - Unknown

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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