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Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

Nothing has more strength than dire necessity. - Euripides

Strength lies in differences, not in similarities. - Stephen Covey

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

There are two ways to share knowledge. You can push information out. You can pull them in with a story. - Unknown

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie


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