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We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

I definitely gravitate toward people who use laughter to pull themselves out of the abyss. - Lea Thompson

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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