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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces. - Groucho Marx

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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