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The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

You won't help shoots grow by pulling them up higher. - Chines Proverb

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

When I dare to be powerful, to use my strength in the service of my vision, then it becomes less and less important whether I am afraid. - Audre Lorde

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki


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