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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

What'd ya think, you were gonna pull the wolf over my eyes? - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

There are two ways to share knowledge. You can push information out. You can pull them in with a story. - Unknown

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Those who contemplate the beauty of the earth find reserves of strength that will endure as long as life lasts. - Rachel Carson

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

The first requisite of a good citizen in this republic of ours is that he shall be able and willing to pull his weight. - Theodore Roosevelt

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over. - Drew Brees

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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