Grass Walker

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

Do crabs think we walk sideways? - Bill Murray

I will not walk backward in life. - JRR Tolkien

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

He who hurries can not walk with dignity. - Chinese Proverb

I'm walking here! I'm walking here! - Midnight Cowboy

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

To walk out of His will is to walk into nowhere. - C S Lewis

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

You can become a winner only if you are willing to walk over the edge. - Damon Runyon

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

It was so hot today I saw a pigeon walking in the shadow of Orson Welles. - Johnny Carson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

We all walk in the dark and each of us must learn to turn on his or her own light. - Earl Nightingale

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. - Steven Wright

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read an write, everyone would limp and stutter. - Mark Twain

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass." - Phyllis Diller

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The effective leader recognizes that they are more dependent on their people than they are on them. Walk softly. - Brian Tracy

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

The moment you feel like you have to prove your worth to someone is the moment to absolutely and utterly walk away. - Alysia Harris

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Our society is walking through a maze of cultural land mines and the heaviest price is exacted as we send our children on ahead. - Ravi Zacharias

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles