Good Advice

Khaki: A thing for starting a car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman. - Kathy Lette

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

A meal without cheese is like a beautiful woman who lacks an eye. - Jean A Brillat-Savarin

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

Frump: A woman who looks her age and doesn't try to overlook it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40. - Unknown

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Bimbo: Any woman to whom you pay a compliment, while in the company of your wife - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My advice would be if you want to pursue a career in the music business, don't. - Simon Cowell

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Wall Street is the only place that people ride to in a Rolls Royce to get advice from those who take the subway. - Warren Buffett

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com