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Gift Shop for Stray Kids

What inattentive parents can expect at this gift shop

Gift Shop for Stray Kids thanks to Diane Baugh

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Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Folks, I don't trust children. They're here to replace us. - Stephen Colbert

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, and then after that still don't talk to me. - Unknown

Sorrow makes us all children again - destroys all differences of intellect. The wisest know nothing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Every boy needs a role model that he can be proud of and talk about to the other kids in the playground. - Athol Fugard

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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