Gift Shop for Stray Kids

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lap Top: Where little kids feel comfy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. - Ralph Bus

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about. - Criss Jami

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert