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Gift Shop for Stray Kids

What inattentive parents can expect at this gift shop

Gift Shop for Stray Kids thanks to Diane Baugh

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr. Seuss

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard. - Margaret C Banning

Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. - Phyllis Diller

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. - C S Lewis

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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