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Gift Shop for Stray Kids

What inattentive parents can expect at this gift shop

Gift Shop for Stray Kids thanks to Diane Baugh

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended. - Cher

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney


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