Gift Shop for Stray Kids

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

I preferred sewing to bossing little children. - Martha Jones

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

You see much more of your children once they leave home. - Lucille Ball

What a morning - fresh as if issued to children on a beach. - Virginia Woolf

What you teach your own children is what you really believe in. - Cathy Warner Weatherford

Vaseball: A game of catch played by children in the living room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Teach the children so it will not be necessary to teach the adults. - Abraham Lincoln

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are so very mean. - Zach Galifianakis

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky. - Fran Lebowitz

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

A children's story that can only be enjoyed by children is not a good children's story in the slightest. - C S Lewis

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken and there's a lot of throwing up. - Ray Romano

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell