Gas Saving Motorcyclist

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. - Sam Levenson

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

From every Englishman emanates a kind of gas, the deadly choke-lamp of boredom. - Heinrich Heine

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Push yourself again and again. Don't give an inch until the final buzzer sounds. - Larry Bird

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Get fired. If you're not pushing hard enough to get fired, you're not pushing hard enough. - Tom Peters

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan

When one has reached eighty-one, one likes to sit back and let the world turn by itself, without trying to push it. - Sean O'Casey

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

Greatness and nearsightedness are incompatible. Meaningful achievement depends on lifting one's sights and pushing toward the horizon. - Daniel H. Pink

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert