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Gas Saving Motorcyclist

How to get your bike back home if you run out of gas

Gas Saving Motorcyclist thanks to Darwin McKee

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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Push yourself, because no one else is going to do it for you. - Unknown

Destiny is a Paris driver pushing a taxicab with my name on it. - Frank Dane

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

If it keeps up, man will atrophy all his limbs but the push-button finger. - Frank Lloyd Wright

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

It's supposed to be automatic, but actually you have to push this button. - John Brunner

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room. - Ilona Andrews

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them. - Robin Williams

Facts, opinions, and value statements push people apart, stories bring people together. - Chuck Matthei

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Get fired. If you're not pushing hard enough to get fired, you're not pushing hard enough. - Tom Peters

There are two ways to share knowledge. You can push information out. You can pull them in with a story. - Unknown

Happiness comes only when we push our brains and hearts to the farthest reaches of which we are capable. - Leo Rosten

The ultimate promise of technology is to make us master of a world that we command by the push of a button. - Volker Grassmuck

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Most of us follow our conscience as we follow a wheelbarrow. We push it in front of us in the direction we want to go. - Billy Graham

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

If the people of New Zealand want to be part of our world, I believe they should hop off their islands, and push 'em closer. - George Carlin

In the marathon a crazy athlete can just keep pushing from the beginning; at a championship you don't need a time just to win the race. - Haile Gebrelassie

His billiards lessons regarding double kisses, push strokes, butt caps, creeping angles of incidence, and snatches began to sound like flirting. - Jennifer Harrison

That is what we are, what we do: nose a net, push push, a net that never exists. The knots in the mesh as strong as our own believing. Our own fears. - Peter Heller

Rather than pushing children to think like adults, we might do better to remember that they are great learners and to try harder to be more like them. - Seymour Papert


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