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Future Truck

Take a ride in the truck of the future

Future Truck thanks to Bob Tasse

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

The future comes one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

The bridge to the future in the phallus. - D.H. Lawrence

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

The future has a way of arriving unannounced. - George F Will

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

The dead are merely the countrymen of my future. - Dean Koontz

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. - Wayne Dyer

They gave each other a smile with a future in it. - Ring Lardner

Never make forecasts, especially about the future. - Samuel Goldwyn

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future. - Kevin Kline

The future is made of the same stuff as the present. - Simone Weil

In the future they'll be taxing you by the atom. - Tony Follari

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde

Your task is not to foresee the future, but to enable it. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

Remember the past, live in the present, look to the future. - Joe Segal

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Do something today that your future self will thank you for. - Unknown

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

The best leaders not only develop us, they advocate our future. - Michael Dooley

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

There is no improving the future without disturbing the present. - Catherine Booth

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Real generosity toward the future lies in giving all to the present. - Unknown

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time. - Dean Acheson

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

A speculator is a man who observes the future, and acts before it occurs. - Bernard Baruch

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

The real happiness of life is to enjoy the present, without any anxious dependence upon the future. - Lucius A Seneca

One way to sell a consumer something in the future is simply to get his or her permission in advance. - Seth Godin

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

To believe in something not yet proved and to underwrite it with our lives; it is the only way we can leave the future open. - Lillian Smith

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

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