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Future Truck thanks to Bob Tasse

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The future ain't what it used to be. - Yogi Berra

Your past does not determine your future. - Nido Qubein

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

The future has a way of arriving unannounced. - George F Will

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

The future depends on what we do in the present. - Mahatma Gandhi

Go for it now. The future is promised to no one. - Wayne Dyer

Let your hopes, not your hurts, shape your future. - Robert H. Schuller

The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

He that fears not the future may enjoy the present. - Thomas Fuller

There is no future for a people who deny their past. - Adam Clayton Powell Jr.

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

The mind that is anxious about future events is miserable. - Seneca

The world of the future is in our making. Tomorrow is now. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The past cannot be changed. The future is yet in your power. - Unknown

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Young is the one that plunges in the future and never looks back. - Milan Kundera

The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus

Republicans are men of narrow vision, who are afraid of the future. - Jimmy Carter

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

Real generosity towards the future lies in giving all to the present. - Albert Camus

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

The only thing we know about the future is that it will be different. - Peter F Drucker

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! - Unknown

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

Curb your fretting, tadpole, or the frog of your future will fail to croak. - Paul Collins

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Descartes commanded the future from his study more than Napoleon from the throne. - Oliver Holmes

How you see your future is much more important than what has happened in the past. - Zig Ziglar

When you forgive, you in no way change the past - but you sure do change the future. - Bernard Meltzer

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

That man is prudent who neither hopes nor fears anything from the uncertain events of the future. - Anatole France

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Look closely at the present you are constructing. It should look like the future you are dreaming. - Unknown

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

The future will be what it will, and fretting about it will only make your fears more likely to come true. - Christopher Paolini

Hope is sweet-minded and sweet-eyed. It draws pictures; it weaves fancies; it fills the future with delight. - Henry Ward Beecher

Real happiness is not of temporary enjoyment, but is so interwoven with the future that it blesses for ever. - James L Basford

Life is a preparation for the future; and the best preparation for the future is to live as if there were none. - Albert Einstein

God is in the resume-building business. He is always using past experiences to prepare us for future opportunities. - Mark Batterson

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Those who fail to learn from the brutal stompings visited on them in the past are doomed to be brutally stomped in the future. - Hunter S Thompson

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

Canceled checks will be to future historians and cultural anthropologists what the Dead Sea Scrolls and hieroglyphics are to us. - Brent Staples

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window. - Peter F Drucker

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future. - Caroline Kepnes

Learn from the past, set vivid, detailed goals for the future, and live in the only moment of time over which you have any control: now. - Denis Waitley

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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