Free Trip To Heaven

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Joy is the serious business of Heaven. - C S Lewis

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Every man must get to heaven his own way. - Frederick the Great

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Seek not outside yourself, heaven is within. - Mary Lou Cook

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

Heaven grant us patience with a man in love. - Rudyard Kipling

Heaven without good society cannot be heaven. - Thomas Fuller

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

You go to heaven. God sneezes. What do you say? - Peter Houppermans

The nameless is the beginning of heaven and earth - Lao-tzu

Heaven doesn't ignore cries of a broken heart. - Toba Beta

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

If there's no chocolate in Heaven, I'm not going. - Jane Seabrook

Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. - Joe Louis

Parting is all we know of heaven, and all we need of hell. - Emily Dickinson

Every man is as Heaven made him, and sometimes a great deal worse. - Miguel de Cervantes

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown

They say marriages are made in heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

Bliss was it in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven! - William Wordsworth

If you are not allowed to laugh in heaven, I don't want to go there. - Martin Luther

They can keep their heaven. When I die, I'd sooner go to Middle Earth. - George R.R. Martin

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. - Dani Harper

The moment we take our last breath on earth, we take our first breath in heaven. - Billy Graham

Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. - C S Lewis

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

What clinical lectures I will give in heaven, demonstrating the ignorance of doctors! - Israel Zangwill

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

Virtue in obscurity is rewarded only in Heaven. To succeed in this world you have to be known to people. - Sonia Sotomayor

Socialism only works in two places: Heaven where they don't need it, and Hell where they already have it. - Ronald Reagan

Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip

No pessimist ever discovered the secrets of the stars, or sailed to an uncharted land, or opened a new heaven to the human spirit. - Helen Keller

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. - Will Rogers

The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren

He that cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven; for everyone has need to be forgiven. - George Herbert