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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

When I lived in Delhi, I used to visit the Lodhi Gardens and feed the pigeons, crows, and ducks there. - Sangram Singh

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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