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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Quack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm too drunk to taste this chicken. - Colonel Sanders

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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