QuotaBillsQuack: A duck's Doctor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Friccastewing a chicken on the hotplate - Archie Bunker
The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown
When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown
You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb
Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown
Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown
The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite
Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb
Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner
Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown
An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay
We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker
What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry
That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig
Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage
If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown
One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher
Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow
My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx
Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown
I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker
Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips
People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx