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Fowl Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

Fowl Bikes thanks to Dave Loewen

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When in doubt, duck. - Malcolm Forbes

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

Do not count your chickens before they are hatched. - Aesop

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath. - Michael Caine

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens? - Seymour Cray

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

I'm going to the Colonel next. I'm gonna get a big bucket of chicken chests and smashed potatoes. - Archie Bunker

Wanting to meet a writer because you like their books is like wanting to meet a duck because you like pate. - Margaret Atwood

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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