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Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

Bad bread wrecks my outlook on life. - Jeffrey Steingarten

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

What an artist the world is losing in me. - Nero

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Afternoon Snack: The pause that refleshes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

Primitive Artist: An amateur whose work sells - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Char: Common method of cooking over a campfire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

To the artist there is never anything ugly in nature. - August Rodin

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Oratory is the art of making a loud noise seem like a deep thought. - American Proverb

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter. - Oscar Wilde

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

The mission of the artist in an over-technologized society, is to call the old magic back to life. - Tom Robbins

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Preaching is not the art of making a sermon and delivering it. Preaching is the art of making a preacher and delivering him. - Bishop Quayle

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Mancation: A man's vacation. Generally includes lots of beer, a Redneck grill, slabs of meat for cooking and a sack of fireworks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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