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Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

Food Art thanks to Diane Baugh

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All of nature is God's art. - Dante

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

If that's art, I'm a Hottentot! - Harry S Truman

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

To a good appetite there is no bad bread. - Spain Proverb

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Oregano: The ancient Italian art of pizza folding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of love is largely the art of persistence. - Albert Ellis

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The essence of all beautiful art, all great art, is gratitude. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting. - Sun Tzu

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Art doesn't reproduce the visible but rather makes it visible. - Paul Klee

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

The role of the artist today is to defend feeling against the machine. - Marty Rubin

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Grocerise: To sell off non-perishable food articles through eBeh channels - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

The art of living lies less in eliminating our troubles than in growing with them. - Bernard M Baruch

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

I wouldn't pay for a personal trainer, but I would pay someone to just knock unhealthy food out of my hands. - Bill Murray

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one. - Erma Bombeck

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

Where our bread is concerned, it is a material matter. Where our neighbor's bread is concerned, it is a spiritual matter. - I.D. Douglas

We who lived in concentration camps can remember the men who walked through the huts comforting others, giving away their last piece of bread. - Viktor Frankl

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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