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Flying With Angels

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Flying With Angels thanks to Bob Tasse

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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

The voice is nothing but beaten air. - Seneca

You're beautiful, like a May fly. - Ernest Hemingway

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Do what is right, even if you're flying solo. - Unknown

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

As the velocity of air increases, its pressure decreases. - Daniel Bernoulli

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The sky is the limit only for those who aren't afraid to fly. - Bob Bello

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. - Alexander Graham Bell

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal. - American Proverb

It's OK to have butterflies in your stomach. Just get them to fly in formation. - Rob Gilbert

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

I want the pilot flying me up in the air at 30,000 feet to make more than a guy working at Taco Bell. - Michael Moore

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Live in each season as it passes; breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit, and resign yourself to the influences of each. - Henry David Thoreau

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath


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