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A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

The squirrel that you kill in jest, dies in earnest. - Henry David Thoreau

The Bunkers is going down to Florida as pre-deranged. - Archie Bunker

Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

It's easy to smile when you have a squirrel's intellect. - Dylan Moran

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket. - Groucho Marx

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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