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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb
Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic
The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher
Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North
The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett
Impeccable: 1. Having immunity to woodpeckers; 2. Hidden from birds. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright
The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle
Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller
The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley
If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell
Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa