Florida Bird Flu
Second case of Bird 'Flew' reported in Florida
QuotaBillsUnflappable: A flightless bird - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau
Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet
The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown
The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake
Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali
Between here and Florida, ya got your original 48 states. - Archie Bunker
The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown
The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam
I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman
A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte
may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb
Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley
I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright
The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying
Constant attention by a good nurse may be just as important as a major operation by a surgeon. - Dag Hammarskjold
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou
Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke
One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
The English eat all sorts of birds - pigeons, ducks, sparrows - but if you tell them you eat puffin, you might as well come from Mars. - Bjork
Like a prisoner awaiting his release, like a schoolboy when the end of term is near, like a migrant bird ready to fly south... I long to be gone. - Malcolm Muggeridge