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Fitness On The Bus

Weighing all your options on your way to work

Fitness On The Bus thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

Lifting weights while you're lifting waits!

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I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it. Yoga is universal... But don't approach yoga with a business mind looking for worldly gain. - Pattabhi Jois

To build a strong team, you must see someone else's strength as a complement to your weakness, and not a threat to your position or authority. - Christine Caine


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