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Fitness On The Bus

Weighing all your options on your way to work

Fitness On The Bus thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

Lifting weights while you're lifting waits!

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Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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