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Fitness On The Bus

Weighing all your options on your way to work

Fitness On The Bus thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

Lifting weights while you're lifting waits!

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

I'm so unfamiliar with the gym I call it James. - Chi McBride

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

If at first you don't succeed, you're running about average. - Unknown

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

Cynics always so no. Saying yes leads to knowledge. So for as long as you have the strength to, say yes. - Stephen Colbert

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda


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