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Fitness On The Bus

Weighing all your options on your way to work

Fitness On The Bus thanks to Rick Bohnenkamp

Lifting weights while you're lifting waits!

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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Yoga accepts. Yoga gives. - April Vallei

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

I'm not a passive person by any stretch of the imagination. - Courteney Cox

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. - Confucius

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx

People don't trust private health insurance companies for all the right reasons. - Bernie Sanders

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

This calm steadiness of the senses is called yoga. Then one should become watchful, becomes yoga comes and go. - Katha Upanishad

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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