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First Man on the Moon - a Hoax?

One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind - or movie hype?

First Man on the Moon - a Hoax? thanks to Ali Tabrizi

Or is this an elaborate hoax? Hoax Proof #1
Hoax Proof #2

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A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

When the moon is full, it begins to wane. - Japanese Proverb

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You smiled at the stars like they knew all your secrets. - Unknown

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Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

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If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

A leaf of grass is no less than the journey-work of the stars. - Walt Whitman

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

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We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

It is sheer laziness not compressing thought into a reasonable space. - Winston Churchill

Dwell on the beauty of life. Watch the stars, and see yourself running with them. - Marcus Aurelius

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

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If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

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You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

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The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

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The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

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It's better for the whole world to know you, even as a sex star, than never to be known at all. - Marilyn Monroe

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

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When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

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We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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