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Finger's House
Pointed argument between neighbors
City councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this Utah neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the East Mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built. However, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this - not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found...
Pointing out a sign of bad neighbour relationships
Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow
Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II
A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown
In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner
The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw
My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks. - Marcus Aurelius
Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis
Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis
It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson
Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu
Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow
Do you not know that I am above the law? - James II
A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown
In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler
Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson
To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying
Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner
The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham
Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw
My neighbor has a circular driveway - he can't get out. - Steven Wright
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey
Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace
The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes
I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
A man is selfish not for pursuing his own good, but for neglecting his neighbor's. - Richard Whately
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden
How much trouble he avoids who does not look to see what his neighbor says or does or thinks. - Marcus Aurelius
Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis
Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis
It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson
Men became scientific because they expected law in nature and they expected law in nature because they believed in a lawgiver. - Ravi Zacharias
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu
Bakinmyday: A law passed in the early 1900s that made it mandatory to build all schools at least 15 miles from all future grandfathers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
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