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Finger's House

Pointed argument between neighbors

City councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this Utah neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the East Mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built. However, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this - not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found...
Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Pointing out a sign of bad neighbour relationships

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

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The law is silent during war. - Cicero

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Law cannot persuade where it cannot punish. - Thomas Fuller

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Law of the Supermarket: The other line moves faster. - Unknown

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

You are the one who calls the law of attraction into action, and you do it through your thoughts. - Rhonda Byrne

There is one kind of robber whom the law does not strike at, and who steals what is most precious to men: time. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand

What's the first excellence in a lawyer? Tautology. What's the second? Tautology. What's the third? Tautology. - Richard Steele

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

I went over to the neighbor's and asked to borrow a cup of salt. "What are you making?" "A salt lick." - Steven Wright

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

The denial of an objective moral law based on the compulsion to deny the existence of God results ultimately in the denial of evil itself. - Ravi Zacharias

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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