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Finger's House

Pointed argument between neighbors

City councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this Utah neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the East Mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built. However, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this - not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found...
Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Pointing out a sign of bad neighbour relationships

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

The law is silent during war. - Cicero

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging. - Denis Healey

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

It is more important to click with people than to click with the shutter. - Alfred Eisenstadt

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. - WC Fields

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France


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