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Finger's House

Pointed argument between neighbors

City councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this Utah neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the East Mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built. However, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this - not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found...
Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Pointing out a sign of bad neighbour relationships

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

Finger's House thanks to Tom Murphy

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The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Clean your finger before you point at my spots. - Benjamin Franklin

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

Lawyer: One skilled in the circumvention of the law. - Ambrose Bierce

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. - H L Mencken

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

The sorrow which has no vent in tears may make other organs weep. - Henry Maudsley

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Washington, D.C.: Where the criminals cover their crimes by making them legal. - Frank Dane

If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

If you want to kill an idea without being identified as the assassin, suggest that the legal department take a look at it. - Scott Adams

It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Charity may be a very short word, but with its tremendous meaning of pure love, it sums up man's entire relation to God and to his neighbor. - Aelred of Rievaulx

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant


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