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Finger's House
Pointed argument between neighbors
City councilman, Mark Easton, lives in this Utah neighborhood. He had a beautiful view of the East Mountains, until a new neighbor purchased the lot below his house and built. However, the new home was 18 inches higher than the ordinances would allow, so Mark Easton, mad about his lost view, went to the city to make sure they enforced the lower roof line ordinance. Mark and his new neighbor had some great arguments about this - not great feelings. The new neighbor had to drop the roof line - no doubt at great expense. Recently, Mark Easton called the city and informed them that his new neighbor had installed some vents on the side of his home. Mark didn't like the look of these vents and asked the city to investigate. When they went to Mark's home to see the vent view, this is what they found...
Pointing out a sign of bad neighbour relationships
Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers
The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb
Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner
The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham
Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw
What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer
In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale
There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie
Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan
Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers
No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant
The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero
He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb
Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner
The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham
Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw
What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer
In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale
There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln
No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon
Be kind to your mother-in-law but pay for her board at some good hotel. - Josh Billings
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
The Second Law of Pies: they must be baked, not fried (or boiled, or steamed). - Janet Clarkson
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton
If a law is unjust, a man is not only right to disobey, he is obligated to do so. - Thomas Jefferson
My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Like trying a man's finger for having pulled the trigger of a gun which murdered someone. - Malcolm Muggeridge
A mother's love for her child is like nothing else in the world. It knows no law, no pity. - Agatha Christie
Poker Hand: What you do when you’re trying to get a blood sample from the finger of a lady - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan
Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. - Louis Nizer
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers
No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry
There is only one categorical imperative: Act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it should become universal law. - Immanuel Kant
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