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Fat Friend Prayer

True friends wish the same for you...

Fat Friend Prayer thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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My friends are my estate. - Emily Dickinson

True friends stab you in the front. - Oscar Wilde

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

Silence is a true friend who never betrays. - Confucius

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

The wastebasket is the writer's best friend. - Isaac B Singer

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

All my friends don't recognize me without a limp. - Kim Stewart

Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends? - Abraham Lincoln

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

If you want to make peace, you don't talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. - Moshe Dayan

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart. - Unknown

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Nobody sees a flower, really - it is so small - we haven't time, and to see takes time, like to have a friend takes time. - Georgia O'Keefe

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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