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Fat Friend Prayer

True friends wish the same for you...

Fat Friend Prayer thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. - Emo Philips

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A friend is one who has the same enemies you have. - Abraham Lincoln

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

Sometimes the cost of integrity is the loss of a friend. - Jack McDevitt

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

The most I can do for my friend is simply to be his friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

There is no friend like a sister, in calm or stormy weather. - Christina Rossetti

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat! - Demetri Martin

Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway. - Greg Tamblyn

He hasn't an enemy in the world, but all his friends hate him. - Unknown

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

It is wise to apply the refined oil of politeness to the mechanism of friendship. - Colette

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Lately all my friends are worried they're turning into their fathers. I'm worried I'm not. - Dan Zevin

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Two may talk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends. - Mary Catherwood

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields


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