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Fat Friend Prayer

True friends wish the same for you...

Fat Friend Prayer thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

There is no friend as loyal as a book. - Ernest Hemingway

My friends have made the story of my life. - Helen Keller

Palate: What a cannibal did to his friend. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prosperity makes friends; adversity tries them. - Publilius Syrus

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

Leave off all thin potations and addict thyself to sack. - William Shakespeare

A friend is someone who makes you feel totally acceptable. - Ene Riisna

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

Instead of loving your enemies treat your friends a little better. - Ed Howe

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60. - Jack Nicholson

Who ever hears of fat men heading a riot, or herding together in turbulent mobs? - Washington Irving

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

I can trust my friends. These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow. - Cher

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Tart words make no friends: A spoonful of honey will catch more flies than a gallon of vinegar. - Benjamin Franklin

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

As a matter of self-preservation, a man needs good friends or ardent enemies, for the former instruct him and the latter take him to task. - Diogenes

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon


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