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Fat Friend Prayer

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Fat Friend Prayer thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. - Andy Rooney

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

This is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. - Casablanca

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives. - Euripides

The greatest healing therapy is friendship and love. - Hubert H Humphrey

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friendship redoubleth joys, and cutteth griefs in half. - Francis Bacon

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities. - C S Lewis

The only thin a boyfriend was good for was a shattered heart. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

We make more enemies by what we say than friends by what we do. - John C Collins

He will never have true friends who is afraid of making enemies. - William Hazlitt

We secure our friends not by accepting favors, but by doing them. - Thucydides

If I didn't have you as a mom, I'd choose you as a friend. - Unknown

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Friendship, of itself a holy tie, is made more sacred by adversity. - Charles C. Colton

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

If you would keep your secret from an enemy, tell it not to a friend. - Benjamin Franklin

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you. - Will Ferrell

Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born. - Anais Nin

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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