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Fat Friend Prayer

True friends wish the same for you...

Fat Friend Prayer thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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There is flattery in friendship. - William Shakespeare

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

A clown enriched knows neither relation nor friend. - French Proverb

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable. - Jackie Gleason

What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies. - Aristotle

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend is someone who can see through you and still enjoys the show. - Farmer's Almanac

Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb

Let there be no purpose in friendship save the deepening of the spirit. - Kahlil Gibran

True friends don't judge each other, they judge other people together. - Unknown

I met so many people. I don't even know some of my friends' names. - Paris Hilton

Friends, if we be honest with ourselves, we shall be honest with each other. - George Macdonald

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. - Elbert Hubbard

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

The mere process of growing old together will make the slightest acquaintance seem a bosom friend. - Logan P Smith

Senescence begins
And middle-age ends,
The day your descendants
Outnumber your friends. - Ogden Nash

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. - Bernard Meltzer

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill you and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first. - Steve Irwin

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr


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