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Fat Friend Prayer

True friends wish the same for you...

Fat Friend Prayer thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A true friend is one soul in two bodies. - Aristotle

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

A powerful friend becomes a powerful enemy. - African Saying

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

The best way to destroy an enemy is to make him a friend. - Abraham Lincoln

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

Friendship requires more time than poor busy men can usually command. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend. - Unknown

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The Hunchback Of Notre Dame" had the big fat English actor, Charles Lawson. - Archie Bunker

Being honest may not get you many friends, but it'll always get you the right ones. - John Lennon

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Never make excuses. Your friends don't need them and your foes won't believe them. - John Wooden

In times of prosperity friends will be plenty;
In time of adversity not one in twenty. - English Proverb

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

We all respect sincerity in our friends and acquaintances, but Hollywood is willing to pay for it. - Hattie McDaniel

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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