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Fat Friend Prayer

True friends wish the same for you...

Fat Friend Prayer thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Old friends are best. - John Selden

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

The friendship that can cease has never been real. - St. Jerome

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

A father is the one friend upon whom we can always rely. - Emile Gaboriau

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need. - Plautus

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. - Elbert Hubbard

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship. - Thomas Aquinas

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

We need old friends to help us grow old and new friends to help us stay young. - Letty Cottin Pogrebin

A friend is a person with whom I may be sincere. Before him, I may think aloud. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only reward of virtue is virtue; the only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship. - John D Rockefeller

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poorly - all these make for great stories. - Chuck Palahniuk

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Friendship with one's self is all important, because without it one cannot be friends with anyone else in the world. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: "What! You too? I thought I was the only one." - C S Lewis

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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