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Family Reunion

Reuniting with long-lost family members

Family Reunion thanks to Darwin McKee

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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

Eve: The first chicken to ruin a man's garden - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

My parents were neither very poor nor conspicuously honest. - Mark Twain

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey


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