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Family Reunion

Reuniting with long-lost family members

Family Reunion thanks to Darwin McKee

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Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

The meek may inherit the earth, but it's the grumpy who get promoted. - Father Mulcahy

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Live so you won't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. - Will Rogers

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

My mother is no spring chicken although she has got as many chemicals in her as one. - Edna Everage

It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban

Snaccident: Eating an entire pizza, box of chocolates, or family size bag of chips by mistake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

I don't know who my grandfather was, I am much more concerned to know what his grandson will be. - Abraham Lincoln

All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

It's a family that's loaded with grudges and passion. We come from a long line of robbers and highwaymen in Italy. - Nicolas Cage

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

Juvenile Delinquent: 1. A youngster who has been given a free hand but not in the proper place; 2. A kid who starts acting like his parents. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you have a family mission statement that clarifies what your purpose is, then you use that as the criterion by which you make the decisions. - Stephen Covey

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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