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Family Reunion

Reuniting with long-lost family members

Family Reunion thanks to Darwin McKee

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Chicken: An egg factory - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You live as long as you are remembered. - Russian Proverb

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. - Jerry Seinfeld

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to people better than you are. - John G. Pollard

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Passing Tone: Frequently heard near the baked beans at family barbecues - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

You don't choose your family. They are God's gift to you, as you are to them. - Desmond Tutu

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world. - Katy Perry

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

There's a lot of baggage that comes along with our family, but it's Louis Vuitton baggage. - Kim Kardashian

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

As a family we couldn't decide whether to have Grandma buried or cremated, so in the end we decided to let her live. - Gary Delaney

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson

If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer


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