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Family Bike thanks to Dave Loewen

Family Bike thanks to Dave Loewen

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Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

People do not buy goods and services. They buy relations, stories and magic. - Seth Godin

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

If we stand tall, it's because we stand on the shoulders of many ancestors. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Everyone has ancestors and it is only a question of going back far enough to find a good one. - Howard K. Nixon

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

There's no environment I can think of that would have remained constant enough to preserve dinosaur DNA. - Hendrik Poinar

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

The longer we live the more we think and the higher the value we put on friendship and tenderness towards parents and friends. - Samuel Johnson

The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde


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