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My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

My parents are very good examples of Christians. They are big on forgiveness. - James Acaster

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

I think the genetics of being Irish are that you sort of prefer when it's rainy and cloudy. - Kate Flannery

Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I don't think he's gonna come Edith. He just ain't got none of that, waddya call, family unconscious. - Archie Bunker

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

I have frequently been questioned, especially by women, of how I could reconcile family life with a scientific career. Well, it has not been easy. - Marie Curie


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