QuotaBillsMy family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown
There's nobody stronger than a single parent. - Unknown
Sticking with your family is what makes it a family. - Mitch Albom
I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar
Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson
Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown
If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett
The meek may inherit the earth, but they don't get in to Harvard. - Robin Williams
Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors. - Unknown
Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns
I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield
If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw
If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit
Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King
A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster
It is a desirable thing to be well-descended, but the glory belongs to our ancestors. - Plutarch
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin
There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter
I only hope when I have my own family that every day I see a little more of my father in me. - Keith Urban
Grandma always made you feel she had been waiting to see you all day and now the day was complete. - Marcy DeMaree
All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare
A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper
If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman
Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde
I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan
Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO
The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir
Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus
A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
What ya eat ain't got nuttin' to do with how old ya are. That all depends on your ancestors. It's what they call a matter of heresy. - Archie Bunker
How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien
I can't help detesting my relations. I suppose it comes from the fact that none of us can stand other people having the same faults as ourselves. - Oscar Wilde
If you think that nobility consists of having sixteen ancestors rather than merit, great Prince, then you may - and you may also praise or condemn me. - Franz Grillparzer