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Family Bike thanks to Dave Loewen

Family Bike thanks to Dave Loewen

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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. - Rodney Dangerfield

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Those who inherit fortunes are often more troublesome than those who make them. - African Saying

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. - Lewis Grizzard

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

All his successors gone before him have done’t; and all his ancestors that come after him may. - William Shakespeare

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and no slave who has not had a king among his. - Helen Keller

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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