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Family Bike

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Family Bike thanks to Dave Loewen

Family Bike thanks to Dave Loewen

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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Grammatical Error: When Grandma screws up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Grandmas are short on criticism and long on love. - Unknown

There is no place like home - except Grandma's. - Unknown

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father. - Greg Norman

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

People should find happiness in the little things, like family. - Amanda Bynes

Other things may change us, but we start and end with the family. - Anthony Brandt

Family Tree: The only tree whose branches seek the shelter of its roots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

Conventions are like coins, an easy way of dealing with the commerce of relations. - Freya Stark

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary. - Thomas Paine

A grandmother is a little bit parent, a little bit teacher, and a little bit best friend. - Unknown

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

We split from our common ancestor with the octopus half a billion years ago. And yet, you can make friends with an octopus. - Sy Montgomery

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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