Family Bike

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

A happy family is but an earlier heaven. - Sir John Bowring

We are the people our parents warned us about. - Jimmy Buffett

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

Dishtemper: What family members suffer from after dinner - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

Wrinkles are hereditary. Parents get them from their children. - Doris Day

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

Family means putting your arms around each other and being there. - Barbara Bush

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

You leave home to seek your fortune and, when you get it, you go home and share it with your family. - Anita Baker

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

Hello. I don't believe we have been introduced. R2-D2? A pleasure to meet you. I am C-3PO, Human-Cyborg Relations. - C-3PO

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Mule: 1. An animal that is stubbornly backward about going forward; 2. An animal who boasts that his ancestors were horses. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended - and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended. - Robert Frost

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

The family should be a place where each new human being can have an early atmosphere conducive to the development of constructive creativity. - Edith Schaeffer

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey

Relations are simply a tedious pack of people, who haven't got the remotest knowledge of how to live, nor the smallest instinct about when to die. - Oscar Wilde