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Evolution Of Man

The progress of Man from Prehistoric to Post Fast Food

Evolution Of Man thanks to Barry McCartney

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Man is incurably religious. - Ravi Zacharias

Adversity introduces a man to himself. - Unknown

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

The man ain't got a regleamin' feature. - Archie Bunker

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you. - Elbert Hubbard

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. - George Bernard Shaw

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Most of the evils of life arise from man's inability to sit still in a room. - Blaise Pascal

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

To be feared of a thing and yet to do it, is what makes the prettiest kind of a man. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt. - Eric Sevareid

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If a man dies and leaves his estate in an uncertain condition, the lawyers become his heirs. - Edgar Watson Howe

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot

I learned at an early age that if you are nice to men, you can get anything you want from them. - Natalie Wood

Men must be taught as if you taught them not,
And things unknown proposed as things forgot. - Alexander Pope

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation. - WC Fields

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

Morals are an acquirement - like music, like a foreign language, like piety, poker, paralysis - no man is born with them. - Mark Twain

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

Adversity is sometimes hard upon a man; but for one man who can stand prosperity, there are a hundred that will stand adversity. - Elvis Presley

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak


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