#1 humor site on the 'net

Evolution Of Man

The progress of Man from Prehistoric to Post Fast Food

Evolution Of Man thanks to Barry McCartney

QuotaBills
A man that has had his fill is no eater. - Spain Proverb

Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose. - Baltasar Gracian

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Never murder a man who is about to commit suicide. - German Proverb

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

Adversity causes some men to break, others to break records. - William A. Ward

It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. - Spanish Proverb

A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to. - Laurence J. Peter

A conservative is a man who just sits and thinks, mostly sits. - Woodrow Wilson

Every man who wants to be President is either an egomaniac or crazy. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope

The wisest man is the silent one. Examine his actions. Judge him by them. - Karen M Moning

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can afford to let alone. - Henry David Thoreau

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

Man has two great spiritual needs. One is for forgiveness. The other is for goodness. - Billy Graham

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

A pedestrian is a man in danger of his life. A walker is a man in possession of his soul. - David McCord

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies, said Jojen. The man who never reads lives only one. - George R.R. Martin

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. - Martin H. Fischer

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel. - William Hazlitt

There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him.
If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook. - Groucho Marx

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Friendship... is born at the moment when one man says to another "What! You too? I thought that no one but myself..." - C S Lewis

It is one of the most beautiful compensations of this life that no man can sincerely try to help another without helping himself. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. - Henry Ford

There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before. - Robert Lynd

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

The hallmark of religion is to distrust claims made for mortal men. It is in ages of great religious faith that great skepticism can find expression. - Malcolm Muggeridge


Piano Dress

Hazards of Nose Picking

Mandela Perspective

I Want It All

Squid Squash

2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars

Portrait Gallery

Boot Dog

Laundry Done

Rabbit Boost

Coke's Special Ingredients

Nanosecond Moments

Giraffic Park

Wine Karaoke

Other Door

Mistake Variations

Yoga Wine

Ukraine Skype

How To Cook A Deer

Colsed School

Moon Harvest

Peregrine Falcon

Mega Samurai Sudoku Puzzles

Redneck Wedding