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Evolution Of Man

The progress of Man from Prehistoric to Post Fast Food

Evolution Of Man thanks to Barry McCartney

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Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Either war is obsolete, or men are. - R Buckminster Fuller

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

The spine is man's Achilles' heel. - Andre Brie

Every man is a volume, if you how to read him. - W. E. Channing

If a man has done his best, what else is there? - George S Patton

Every man is like the company he is wont to keep. - Euripides

The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions. - Leonardo Da Vinci

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

The market is a place set apart where men may deceive each other. - Anarchasis

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

A man who fears suffering is already suffering from what he fears. - Michel de Montaigne

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal. - Russian Proverb

What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back with a hinge in it. - Charles D. Warner

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Never attempt to teach a pig to sing; it wastes your time and annoys the pig. - Robert A. Heinlein

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Bachelors: Married men may have better halves, but bachelors have better quarters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all the other alternatives. - Abba Eban

The significance of a man is not in what he attains but in what he longs to attain. - Kahlil Gibran

Every man has a right to his opinions, but no man has a right to be wrong in his facts. - Bernard Baruch

A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it. - George Bernard Shaw

Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster

There is nothing will kill a man so soon as having nobody to find fault with but himself. - George Eliot

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan

Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lamp posts… for support rather than illumination. - Andrew Lang

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

Be always at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let each new year find you a better man. - Benjamin Franklin

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

I like to have nice conversations with a man that teach me something, make me mad, make me curious. Then I find him attractive. - Renee Zellweger

The difference between a smart man and a wise man is that a smart man knows what to say; a wise man knows whether or not to say it. - Frank M. Garafola

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

A man finds room in the few square inches of the face for the traits of all his ancestors; for the expression of all his history, and his wants. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Little men with little minds and little imaginations go through life in little ruts, smugly resisting all changes which would jar their little worlds. - Zig Ziglar


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