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Evolution Of Man

The progress of Man from Prehistoric to Post Fast Food

Evolution Of Man thanks to Barry McCartney

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A patient man will ultimately succeed. - Unknown

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

But men are men; the best sometimes forget. - William Shakespeare

Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. - Samuel Palmer

When a man is willing and eager, the gods join in. - Aeschylus

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought. - Henri Louis Bergson

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

After a certain age every man is responsible for his face. - Albert Camus

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. - Booker T. Washington

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

By silence, I hear other men's imperfections and conceal my own. - Citium Zeno

The man who never makes a mistake always takes orders from one who does. - Unknown

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

Man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible. - St. Augustine

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

The bravest sight in the world is to see a great man struggling against adversity. - Seneca

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

The man who has begun to live more seriously within begins to live more simply without. - Ernest Hemingway

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars. That's subtraction. - Mae West

The intelligent man finds almost everything ridiculous, the sensible man hardly anything. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

See how the boy is with his sister and you can know how the man will be with your daughter. - Sioux Proverb

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. - Naguib Mahfouz

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestionable ability of man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

I never met a rich man who was happy, but I have only very occasionally met a poor man who did not want to become a rich man. - Malcolm Muggeridge

There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. - George Bernard Shaw

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

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