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Evolution Of Man

The progress of Man from Prehistoric to Post Fast Food

Evolution Of Man thanks to Barry McCartney

All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Old men are twice children. - Greek Proverb

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A man's deeds are his life. - African Saying

A good man is always a beginner. - Martial

Every man over 40 is a scoundrel. - George Bernard Shaw

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

An honest man's word is as good as his bond. - Cervantes

Beware of men who flourish with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

He's the Man of the Hour, at this particular moment. - Don King

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

Our problems are man-made; therefore, they can be solved by man. - John F Kennedy

Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody holds a good opinion of a man who holds a low opinion of himself. - Anthony Trollope

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

A man with one watch knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never quite sure. - Lee Segall

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

The superior man makes the difficulty to be overcome his first interest; success only comes later. - Confucius

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

Beside Leopold, Nero, Caligula, Attila, Torquemada, Genghis Khan and such killers of men are mere amateurs. - Mark Twain

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day. And so too one day, or a short time, does not make a man blessed and happy. - Aristotle

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson

It is another's fault if he be ungrateful, but it is mine if I do not give. To find one thankful man, I will oblige a great many that are not so. - Seneca

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