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End Of The Line

When you know you can't go any further in life

End Of The Line thanks to Bob Tasse

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The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

You're going to the cemetery with your toothbrush. How Egyptian. - Robin Williams

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying. - Rodney Dangerfield

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there. - Steven Wright

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

He who rejects change is the architect of decay. The only human institution which rejects progress is the cemetery. - Harold Wilson

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

I tell ya, I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, "There goes the neighbourhood!" - Rodney Dangerfield


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