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Elephant Nest

What happens when eagles leave their nest

Elephant Nest thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I will be the Thai equivalent of Eddie the Eagle. - Vanessa Mae

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

The old age of an eagle is better than the youth of a sparrow. - Proverb

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

If the Eagle Scouts had some sort of Sith equivalent, Marcone was it. - Jim Butcher

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

Birds find shelter during the rain, but eagles avoid rain by flying above the clouds. - Abdul Kalam

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

As the eagle was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill. - Helen Keller

The shaft of the arrow had been feathered with one of the eagle's own plumes. We often give our enemies the means of our destruction. - Aesop


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