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Economy Flight Plan

Delta's new economy fare to combat high fuel prices

Economy Flight Plan thanks to Darwin McKee

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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Owning a drone does not a pilot make. - Alex Morritt

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The lure of flying is the lure of beauty. - Amelia Earhart

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The press is like the air, a chartered libertine. - William Pitt The Elder

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. - Warren Buffett

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I'm not afraid of flying, I'm afraid of not flying. - Unknown

There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy

Only the two of us together flying high upon the wings of love. - Jeffrey Osborne

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

Speaking ill of others is a cheap, dishonest way to praise ourselves. - Unknown

Honesty is a very expensive gift. Don't expect it from cheap people. - Warren Buffett

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

She would stay there, flying across the sea like a mermaid with wings, until the end. - Natalia Marx

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

With the changing economy, no one has lifetime employment. But community colleges provide lifetime employability. - Barack Obama

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. - Henry Ford

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

With my old man I got no respect. I asked him, "How can I get my kite in the air?" He told me to run off a cliff. - Rodney Dangerfield

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta


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