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Dutch Rollerblades

Inline skating catches on in The Netherlands

Dutch Rollerblades thanks to Bob Tasse

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Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The main result of feminism has been the Dutch Treat. - Nora Ephron

The whole territory of the Netherlands was girt with forests. - John L. Motley

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

The Spanish assailed the unassailable, the Dutch defended the indefensible. - Unknown

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Passover and Easter are the only Jewish and Christian holidays that move in sync, like the ice skating pairs we saw during the winter Olympics. - Marvin Olasky

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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