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Drop In For Dinner

Most pilots park at the airport when invited to an out-of-town BBQ

Drop In For Dinner thanks to Darwin McKee

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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Your wings already exist. All you have to do is fly. - Unknown

You cannot fly like an eagle with the wings of a wren. - William Henry Hudson

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Disappointments are to the soul what thunderstorms are to the air. - Johann C. F. von Schiller

If God had intended us to fly, He would never have given us railways. - Michael Flanders

For those determined to fly, having no wings is just a little detail. - Unknown

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm. - Alexander Woollcott

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Pigs had just officially sprouted wings and were flying alongside airplanes. - Jennifer L Armentrout

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it. - J.M. Barrie

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Time passes too fast. Like a hummingbird flying by, it's just a blur to my eyes. - Amanda Leigh

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

You can't fly with the owls by night and expect to keep up with the eagles during the day. - Unknown

Stop the words now. Open the window in the center of your chest and let the spirits fly in and out. - Rumi

The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth, and to have it found out by accident. - Charles Lamb

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The greater the difficulty, the more glory in surmounting it. Skillful pilots gain their reputation from storms and tempests. - Epictetus

We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But the ocean would be less because of the missing drop. - Mother Teresa

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

I can almost feel the wind beneath my wings; I can almost taste the thrill of flying away from this small town and never looking back. - Tessa Hall

Southwest Airlines is successful because the company understands it's a customer service company. It also happens to be an airline. - Harvey Mackay

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath


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