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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

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Enthusiasm moves the world. - Arthur James Balfour

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Success is dependent on effort. - Sophocles

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

My strength lies solely in my tenacity. - Louis Pasteur

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

If you don't strive for the best, you will never make it. - Gerald Ford

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

A nurse will always give us hope,
an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words. - Robert Frost

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

The error of the past is the success of the future. A mistake is evidence that someone tried to do something. - Unknown

Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

Emotion is the chief source of becoming conscious. There can be no transforming of lightness into dark, of apathy into movement without emotion. - Carl Jung

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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