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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

The best revenge is massive success. - Frank Sinatra

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. - Steven Wright

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

Success is not forever, and failure's not fatal. - Don Shula

Failure is the condiment that gives success its flavor. - Truman Capote

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

I couldn't wait for success, so I went ahead without it. - Jonathan Winters

You never achieve real success unless you like what you are doing. - Dale Carnegie

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, and had a Good Friday. - Billy Crystal

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

A continued atmosphere of hectic passion is very trying if you haven't got any of your own. - Dorothy L. Sayers

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

Remember you're not entitled to anything. You have to earn your success every day, and you will make mistakes like everyone else. - Harvey Mackay


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