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Don't Ever Give Up

Advice to those on their 'last legs'

Don't Ever Give Up thanks to Karen Moore

Keep looking up even when your head's looking down!

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A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Wit is the epitaph of an emotion. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is the shorthand of emotion. - Leo Tolstoy

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

In the kingdom of hope, there is no winter. - Russian Proverb

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

I never dreamed about success, I worked for it. - Estee Lauder

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Success is where preparation and opportunity meet. - Bobby Unser

Failure is the key to success; each mistake teaches us something. - Morihei Ueshiba

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you dislike? - Jean Cocteau

Initiative is as essential to success as a hub is essential to a wagon wheel. - Napoleon Hill

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

I have noted that the healthy release of emotion is frequently very unhealthy for those closest to you. - Mr Spock

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop questioning. - Albert Einstein

When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but creatures of emotion. - Dale Carnegie

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Live with fulfillment, serve with passion so in this lifetime you will have the abillity to die with no regrets. - Randy Gonzales

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

Success is a journey not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome. Not everyone can be Number 1. - Arthur Ashe

I am like a pelican of the wilderness: I am like an owl of the desert. I watch, and am as a sparrow alone upon the house-top. - Bible

Never feel self-pity, the most destructive emotion there is. How awful to be caught up in the terrible squirrel cage of self. - Millicent Fenwick

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden


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