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Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

Divorce Cakes thanks to Bob Tasse

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Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

The trouble with law is lawyers. - Clarence Darrow

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

Do not judge, and you will never be mistaken. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse. - Augustine

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Good lawyers know the law. Great lawyers know the judge. - Unknown

The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law. - Abraham Lincoln

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

All the honesty in the world ain't legal tender for a loaf of bread. - Josh Billings

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

I'm not upset about my divorce. I'm only upset I'm not a widow. - Roseanne Barr

People who use lawyers are not people you would really want to hang around with. - Deborah Ross

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

Self-preservation is the first law of nature, but self-sacrifice is the highest rule of grace. - Unknown

Everything slows down with age. Except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips. - John Wagner

Whatever their other contributions to our society, lawyers could be an important source of protein. - Guindon

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

How lawyers make work for one another! You're all priests, worshipping the same god. No wonder you adore one another. - Joyce Carol Oates

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot

Judge: 1. A law student who marks his own examination papers; 2. A lawyer who once knew a politician; 3. A man in a trying position. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Chutzpa is that quality enshrined in a man who, having killed his mother and father, throws himself on the mercy of the court because he is an orphan. - Leo Rosten

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda


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