Dear Crossing

Courage, dear heart. - C S Lewis

Cavort, dear, just cavort. - Carol Burnett

Elementary, my dear Watson. - Sherlock Holmes

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. - Gone With The Wind

When you build bridges you can keep crossing them. - Rick Pitino

Far too noisy, my dear Mozart. Far too many notes. - Emperor Ferdinand of Austria

It is not best to swap horses while crossing the river. - Abraham Lincoln

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

Dear Google, thank you for doing most of my homework for me. You're amazing. - Unknown

Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. - Unknown

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

You can lead audiences to a half-dressed, aging pop star but you can't make them watch. - Megan Basham

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Thursday: 1. What you get when crossing the desert; 2. How you feel crossing the desert on a hot day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The elderly don't drive that badly; they're just the only ones with time to do the speed limit. - Jason Love

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Actress Mary Anderson: "What is my best side, Mr. Hitchcock?"
Hitchcock: "You're sitting on it, my dear." - Alfred Hitchcock

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden