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Dad's Ex-Ferrari

What happens when you borrow your Dad's Ferrari and hit a telephone pole

Dad's Ex-Ferrari thanks to Brian Thom

Dad's Ferrari - Before...

Dad's Ex-Ferrari thanks to Brian Thom

Dad's Ex-Ferrari thanks to Brian Thom

Dad's Ferrari - After...

Dad's Ex-Ferrari thanks to Brian Thom

Dad's Ex-Ferrari thanks to Brian Thom

Dad's Ex-Ferrari thanks to Brian Thom

Dad's Ex-Ferrari thanks to Brian Thom

Dad's Ex-Ferrari thanks to Brian Thom

Dad's Ex-Ferrari thanks to Brian Thom

The driver only had some bruising (seat belt) and 2 small cuts.
Car loss:  1 million US
Waiting list for a new one:   2 years at least (if you can get one)
When can I drive Dad’s car again?  Next lifetime
When will I not be grounded & see the light of day?  Next Ice Age
Still alive:   Priceless

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I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

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