Cruise Nurse

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker

One must care about a world one will never see. - Bertrand Russell

Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our philosophy is that we care about people first. - Mark Zuckerberg

A room without books is like a body without a soul. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Hope is medicine for a soul that's sick and tired. - Eric Swensson

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

In a sick-room or a bed-room there should never be shutters shut. - Florence Nightingale

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

Food for the body is not enough. There must be food for the soul. - Dorothy Day

There is nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure. - Jack E Leonard

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Dorothy Parker

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

NyQuil on the rocks, for when you're feeling sick but sociable. - Mitch Hedberg

Save one life, you're a hero. Save 100 lives, you're a nurse. - Unknown

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

If everyone is moving forward together, then success takes care of itself. - Henry Ford

In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson

The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. - Groucho Marx

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

I am not worried about the deficit. It's big enough to take care of itself. - Ronald Reagan

The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen

Warm Water Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler

We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau

The best leaders have a high consideration factor. They really care about their people. - Brian Tracy

It is not the body's posture, but the heart's attitude that counts when we pray. - Billy Graham

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen

One should take good care not to grow too wise for so great a pleasure of life as laughter. - Joseph Addison

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber

Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

Diabetes is a great example whereby, giving the patient the tools, you can manage yourself very well. - Clayton Christensen

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

Many people find themselves with illness as they become successful: higher blood pressure and diabetes. - Zong Qinghou

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy, you must have somebody to divide it with. - Mark Twain

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. - Joan Rivers

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros