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Cold Canada Winter

Signs that it might be getting cold in Canada

Cold Canada Winter thanks to Darwin McKee

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

All our geese are swans. - Robert Burton

Quake: Fearful duck call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Handkerchief: Cold storage - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every mile is two in winter. - George Herbert

Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Now is the winter of our discontent - William Shakespeare

And after winter folweth grene May. - Geoffrey Chaucer

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An end is in sight to the severe weather shortage. - Ian Macaskill

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Necrophilia: The uncontrollable urge to crack open a cold one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

Sadness is more or less like a head cold - with patience, it passes. - Barbara Kingsolver

Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it. - Charles Dudley Warner

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

Conversation about the weather is the last refuge of the unimaginative. - Oscar Wilde

Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. - Kin Hubbard

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather. - Al Roker

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If Springtime crawls out of the wild mouths of flowers, then surely, Winter crawls out of mine. - Cecilia Llompart

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania. - Unknown

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson


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Bottom Blast Car Wash

Air Meal

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Braided Mohawk

Just One More Glass

His First Hot Rod

Saskatchewan Roads

Pool Is Closed

Upended Water Buffalo

Do Not Touch Sign

Cold Beer

Grandma Safety

Partial Flight

Scenic View

Racewagon

Water Skier A-Head Of His Time

Owlympics Ice Skating

Shining Armor Knight

Smile For The Day

British Hairways

Cross Inspector

Morning Saving Time

Kangaroo On Ice