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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing. - James Brown

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

Grantartica: The cold, isolated place where art companies dwell without funding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire


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